Polls Mean Nothing!!! The Leader is Still Great!

While at the Voorhees Municipal Library working this morning, I took my mandatory OSHA 15-minute break and logged on to one of the public computers over by the magazine collections. I stumbled on the "Drudge Report" website (don't judge me! I was trying to go to Daily Kos, but I didn't think someone before me would go to that seditionist muckracker's page and erase my DK bookmark). I clicked on the headline, "Rasmussen: Obama Approval Drops to 44%..." What a mistake that turned out to be.

Normally, I'm not one to trust polls--the majority of Americans are slow, uneducated folk from places like Missouri and Colorado and have no idea what's good and what's not. I put my trust in our elected leaders and their appointed surrogates to make sure that I'm taxed at the right amount and my healthcare is provided to me for free (hooray healthcare reform!). So I shouldn't have been surprised to see that 43% of "Americans" strongly disapprove of the job our great Leader is doing. I call them "Americans" loosely--no true American would dare oppose what our Leader is doing, because He's only trying to right the wrongs of the evil Bush administration (in fact, I blame the oil spill in the Gulf on Bush's pro-offshore drilling policies!).

Unfortunately, those few, radical minds are the people who advocate violence and war against the rest of the world and, with elections coming up in November, they stand a real chance of promoting their terroristic, anti-global neighborhood, anti-true American agenda even further.

We must put a stop to this--our Leader knows what's best for all of us, if only we'll give him a chance. Rome wasn't built in a day, and 8 years of backward-thinking warmongering and economy-ruining can't be undone in 18 months!